Rivalry

I am switching sides. As mentioned before I am now leaving Düsseldorf (partly) to have my new base in Cologne/Köln. The cities aren’t too different but for several reasons there is a strong rivalry between the two (perhaps because they are much alike?)

Köln is much bigger and older. It has more prestigious university and is the predominant Media-city of Germany. So when Düsseldorf became the regional Capital Köln started having a grudge. Trying to order a beer from Düsseldorf when you are in Köln is considered very rude. Strangely this attitude extents a bit further than the bar. Our teacher told us that for many years, if you were driving from the north along the highway there would not be any signs indicating the Düsseldorf exit, so many drivers ended up in Köln. I actually noticed something similar when riding the airport shuttle bus to Düsseldorf. There was only one sign, just before the exit, so if you aren’t paying attention you’ll still miss it.

How the Düsseldorfers wish that their road sign looked like
(Statt means "instead of" but is pronounced similarly to "Stadt",
which means City and is very common on road signs)

The Economist and I

On previous occasions when I have been abroad I have found myself with some extra time on my hands, which I have used to among other things sink deep into my favourite newspaper, The Economist.

Sadly, my subscription is to a mail-box which I have not had access to for the last month so I have started reminiscing about wonderful pieces I read before (clearly a sign that I am addicted to this paper-based “mind expanding substance”).

This might sound strange but I still remember how stunned I was when I saw this graph:

To quote from the article

In an article in Science magazine in May 2002, the two demographers argued that the four-decade increase in life expectancy since 1840 is so linear that it “may be the most remarkable regularity of mass endeavour ever observed”.

I also remember when I read this:

People in very poor countries are, on average, less intelligent than those in rich ones. Some readers may be shocked by this statement, so let's rephrase it.

Some 800m people do not have enough to eat. Without proper nutrition, the human body cannot develop properly. That includes the brain. Those who are ill-fed tend to end up both physically shorter and less mentally agile than they otherwise would have been. Hunger also spurs millions of children to drop out of school in order to scavenge for food, and those who manage to attend school despite empty bellies find it excruciatingly hard to concentrate.

Few papers would be so bold in their choice of words.

(Higher) Frequency

Yesterday I was in Cologne, checking out places to stay. I know that it is a bit late in the game to look for an apartment less than a week before I am about to start work, but since the housing market in Germany is liquid and functioning (as opposed to other places I know) this actually works fine.

Most students and interns share apartments (called Wohngemeinschaft, or simply WG). Renting a room is then a process in which I must convince the owner of the room that I am responsible enough to return it in good condition, but also convincing the other flat-mates that I am fun enough to hang with.

After having checked-out my latest WG, I took a short walk over to the AIESEC-Köln Stammtisch (i.e. the weekly get-together-over-beers). I am always amazed how AIESEC enables young people to quickly find friends in pretty much every corner of the world. The risk of me being lonely or not speaking enough German can now safely be said to be zero.

The main event however was who I ran into at this Stammtisch. In 2004 I did an internship in Nigeria, and a Mexican girl who interned after me (but whom I so far had only seen in pictures) was at this Stammtisch! Wow! A person who has almost the same Nigerian experience as me, and we by chance happen to meet in Cologne. As I've written before, this tendency to run into people is unbelievable.

"Heaven and Earth"

When Julia was visiting, we went out and enjoyed some of the regional cuisine. My dish was called "Himmel und Erde", meaning "Heaven and Earth". It is two big slices of Blood-sausage on an island of mashed potateo in a lake of beer-sauce. It tasted much like the Swedish blood-pudding, which I happen to like. Of course we washed this down with (the local) Alt-bier.

Frequency

I just realized that I have had almost a 3-week break from blogging. Sure, I haven't got internet at home (a bit of a tumultuous home at that one could add), but that is no excuse. Henceforth I'll blog shorter and more often that I promise.

One cool thing is how serendipitous things have been. I knew I had friends in Düsseldorf and Köln that I could hang with, but it is amazing how many people I literally run into on the streets whom I know. On the second day in Düsseldorf I met Nadine, who works for the Swedish Chamber of Commerce and whom I know through AIESEC. Then, when I was exploring Köln one weekend, I ran into a Sandhya, whom I know from my exchange semester in St. Gallen. She is about to start her internship in Köln too, and will stay here about the same length as I. Then yesterday I, also at the Chamber of Commerce, ran into a Malin who started at SSE the same year as me.

Time to Move

Next week I’ll move to Cologne/Köln and begin the internship phase of my stay in Germany. I have a place to stay for a while but will try to quickly find something better alternative. As I move from Düsseldorf it is not a complete good-bye. I’ll be coming back every second weekend for more German language training. One thing that I will look forward to on these trips back is the Mensa. Mensa is usually the student canteen, and this particular Mensa is the one at the Kunstakademie (Art Academy). Not only is it a steady source of wonderful Germany words (e.g. Kartoffelernteergebnisse, meaning potatoharvestyield) it also offers the best value in terms of food I’ve seen in any OECD country*. For about 1,5€ you can fill you stomach. Wonderful.

Moving also means saying goodbye to my “family”. They were nice and helpful but clearly had some internal issues. From what I understood the Dad in the family went to Dresden, on the other side of Germany, and tried to get a job there for a week. In the mean-time the Daughter (who I had the most contact with) moved to her paternal grand-parents in Duisburg, about 30 minutes away from Düsseldorf. And the mother rented out her room. Now the Dad is back in town, BUT does not stay in the apartment. In some sense I am glad to now be moving on. Hope they patch things up soon though.

*Nothing beats India when it comes to value for money at restaurants

Karneval

A week or two ago Karneval took over this part of Germany. Already the week before I started running into people (of all ages) with strange costumes and painted faces. These incidents increased exponentially until, on Rosenmontag, it all came to a magnificent culmination. All the time people were partying; dancing everywhere, eating lots of sausages and of course consuming copious amount of beer.

Like before, I'll share some pictures my friends took of these eventsTypically (i.e., for Karneval) dressed-up Germans
Rosenmontagszug is a parade with certain political elements, but all in a very humorous way

Some costumes were clearly very elaborate

One thing that puzzled us Swedes were why the Germans had chosen to party at a time of the year which normally is pretty cold (however, we experienced optimal weather, with sunshine and 15 degrees plus). Perhaps the reason, as with Lucia in Sweden, is that when nature is at its coldest and darkest, that is when you need to have something fun to do.

Going Pippi

News travel slowly, but it has now come to my attention that a proposal has been made to change the Swedish coins to feature the face of Pippi Longstocking, instead of the current image of the King. As a long-standing Republican I would of course offer my support, if I did not consider the issue some-what of a non-priority.

I do however feel that the Germans would offer their fullest sympathies. Check out the film below of some Football-fans (attending a match in Denmark) displaying their feelings for Pippi and really rocking the house. (Make sure your sound is on)

I cannot believe they made the stadium shake like that. Scary.

Equally scary are they eye-brows of Martin Walser. He is a German author who was the single voice of reason on a discussion programme I watched on Germany TV during my first couple of days here. The programme made quite an impression, not because of the topic (the pursuit and science of Happiness) but because one of the four participants would get to present their case, then the moderator would say “Good, lets reflect on that for two minutes” and then they dimmed the lights, started playing classical music and nothing happened on screen for subsequent two minutes. Amazing! That is how it is, in a Kulturland.

Picture time

Since I don't* have a digital camera, I have poached some pictures of the websites of the ca. 30 other Swedes whom I hang around with here in Düsseldorf. I am sure they won't mind me sharing them with you. (PS I also updated some old posts with pictures)

The first week we did a small City walkabout

It seems that any German city that wants respect has to build a TV-tower. D’dorf has of course one. And in order to be a bit different this one has arranged lights along the outside. Through these one can read the time (during the night).

We of course posed in front of it. Can you spot me?

A preparty picture (at Sigrid's place). Afterwards we went to Mediahafen, where all the cool clubs are. Some of you might recognise the person just left of me, Julia, whom I was buddy for at SSE. She studies in Koblenz and was kind enough to come and visit and help me explore Düsseldorf. This picture was taken during a tour of one of the many small breweries in the Old Town. In this tub the beer is cooled in order for some very importance process related to the yeast to occur (don't ask, the guide had done his training in Bavaria so I only understood half of what he said). All in all it was a great learning experience as well as a wonderful culinary treat.

* If my mom happens to read this she might think that she did indeed buy one for me and my sister to share. But, for semi-rational reasons, my sister clings onto it.

Vilken historia - what a story

Last Thursday our class visited Bonn, which is the former Capital of Bundesrepublik Deutschland, and has many interesting things to offer. Our first stop was the Bundeszentrale für politische Bildung where lots of interesting books were on sale, most only for the bargain price of 2€ each. I again realised that the combination of Cheap and Books is dangerous for my wallet. Thereafter, with a somewhat lighter wallet and decidedly heavier backpack, we went to the Haus der Geschichte der Bundesrepublik Deutschland and for those who understand German you can take the virtual tour. This is just the type of stuff I love.Here you see Lina from Lund in front of Beethovens house (and also in front of me :-)

Tuesday this week we did something similar, namely an excursion to Aachen. This is where the cultural heart of Western Europe is, at least in historical terms. We also made a short de-tour to the “Siberia of Prussia” and Monschau. Cute, but a bit chilly. On the plus side there were zero other tourists in the town as we made our walk-about.Here we have a typical Monschau-house and some equally typical frozen swedes (that alone should tell you it was chilly)

On an equally chilly note, my "adoptive" family’s relationship is somewhat strained. Not due to any fault of mine. Whilst in class yesterday I received the following SMS “Hallo patrick[sic.]! Lass bitte auf keinen fall alex[the Dad] in die Wohnung- habe ihn rausgeschmissen. Danke und sorry für lärm etc. Anna“. The translation would be “Hello P. Let under no circumstances Alex in- I have thrown him out. Thanks and sorry for the noise etc”.

Looks like I have found my self in the middle of some family drama. Yesterday I also spoke with the family member with most reason (Mascha, the daughter) and she said that she will move to her grandmother (in a town just 30 min away) but would expect to come back sometime soon. Apparently it is not the first time this sort of thing happens.

All in all, a fairly exciting week with a mix of History and Drama (plus a lot of fun and partying, but that I’ll talk about next time).

Auf Wiedersehen!